My name is Montazooma Montgomery Montague Robertson. My humans name me that, but they mostly just call me Monty. Monty is good name for good dog.
Monty is short name for Monty Monty Monty.
Monty Monty Monty means I get treat.
Montazooma Montgomery Montague means I should hide.
My mom calls me Zoom Zoom because I is fastest dog ever. Zoom Zoom is best name.
Zoom Zoom means snuggles and belly rubs.
I is dog. Dad says I is 'Merican Shepherd dog, but I is just dog.
Here I is puppy. I is happy puppy. I is good puppy. My humans love me. I have five humans, I love my humans. I give them kisses. I don't like other humans, other humans bad!
I has lots of toys. I love toys, toys are soft and nice to cuddle. Toys are fun. I is nice to toys. Toys go in box, Monty goes in box too.