I Is Monty, I Is Dog

  1. My name is Montazooma Montgomery Montague Robertson. My humans name me that, but they mostly just call me Monty. Monty is good name for good dog.

    Monty is short name for Monty Monty Monty.
    Monty Monty Monty means I get treat.
    Montazooma Montgomery Montague means I should hide.

    My mom calls me Zoom Zoom because I is fastest dog ever. Zoom Zoom is best name.
    Zoom Zoom means snuggles and belly rubs.

    I is dog. Dad says I is 'Merican Shepherd dog, but I is just dog.

    Here I is puppy. I is happy puppy. I is good puppy. My humans love me. I have five humans, I love my humans. I give them kisses. I don't like other humans, other humans bad!

    I has lots of toys. I love toys, toys are soft and nice to cuddle. Toys are fun. I is nice to toys. Toys go in box, Monty goes in box too.

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About The Author

Becky Robertson
Becky is an artist-in-progress, a sometimes-writer, and a web developer from the beautiful state of Arizona. She is also really bad at public speaking and a terrible photographer, both of which are completely beside the point. Well, maybe not the part about being a terrible photographer! She has three children, three dogs, six birds and one amazing husband... who is a much better photographer.
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