Pets

  1. I Is Monty, I Is Dog

    My name is Montazooma Montgomery Montague Robertson. My humans name me that, but they mostly just call me Monty. Monty is good name for good dog. Monty is short name for Monty Monty Monty. Monty Monty Monty means I get treat. Montazooma Montgomery Montague means I should hide. My mom calls me Zoom Zoom because I is fastest dog ever. Zoom Zoom is best name. Zoom Zoom means snuggles and belly rubs. I is dog. Dad says I is 'Merican Shepherd dog, but I is just dog. Here I is puppy. I...
  2. Meet the Gnomies

    I’d like to introduce you to our sock gnomes, the Gnomies. Gnomies are a family of common house gnomes that are similar to their better known cousins, the garden gnome, in both appearance and attitude. From my observations, there seem to be three basic characteristics that set them apart: they wear their floppy hats low over their eyes, they live inside the house, and they are thieves. Seriously, they steal EVERYTHING!
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